Folsom Street Fair Dedication

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The following is an excerpt from the 2004 Folsom Street Fair^sm program. Be sure and pick one up at the fair.

Sister Lolita Me Into Temptation Celebrates 25 Years of Perpetual Indulgences
by Diana Cage

The Folsom Street Fair is proud to honor the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence as they celebrate their 25th Anniversary. Since their first appearance in San Francisco on Easter weekend, 1979, the Sisters have considered it their mission to "ruin" all detrimental condition, including complacency, guilt, and the inability to laugh at one's self. Over the years, the Sisters have raised and distributed well over $500,000 to nonprofit organizations that serve the queer and sex-positive community. Sister Lolita tells how she and her co-nuns continue to spread the gaiety.

How do you become a Sister?

Although many of the early nuns were ordained on the Spot from bars tools in the Castro, we now employ a rather lengthy screening process during which prospective Sisters must first serve as an Aspirant and then later as a Postulant. Above anything else, it takes a commitment to the process and a commitment to your community. It takes a belief in the magic of the world. You even need to see the beauty in the drunk who just spilled their drink all over your new frock and heels.

Hell, you could just ask me if the sky was blue or if Jesus was my homeboy. I think the answer goes something like FUCK YEAH! The smell of leather on a hot sweaty body is well ... like ... please excuse me while I fix my cha-cha. I got a little excited.

I have found that bird seed in a double layer of pantyhose works best. But bird seed is, well, seed, and I found out the wrong way that it sprouts like a Chia Pet if it gets wet and then you dry your ta-tas in the sun.

It was about four years ago when I was a Novice Sister. I had a broken hand at the time and could not tuck my dick into the lovely frock sister Mary Mae had lent me. I also had not yet settled on my Sister name so as my dear Sister tucked my cock for me she said lovingly, "We should call you Sister Tuck today. Yeah, Sister Tucker Hoo Hoo."

A rerun of my favorite Martha Stewart episode. It's kinda like foreplay to me. After Martha gets me all worked up, I toss in some hot muscle Daddy video to bring it on home. To each his own...

When I'm toward the end of ministering with someone, I like to tell them, "Go in peace, do not go to pieces.

Yes, but my child, they are called habits. I have many. Some are good habits, and some are bad habits and some of my habits the community just shouldn't see.

That's simple - pray. Pray you don't fall down and take someone else down with you!